"Your voice sounds just like my 5 year old grandson"
"I never take my earrings out, but then they get so crusty that it is hard for me to take them out and wash them so I just leave them"
Referring to me: "Are you a a volunteer" "Are you old enough to be a nurse"
"Since you've seen me naked sitting on the toilet you might as well come home and meet the family"
"Is your hair naturally that blonde and black?"
"Ill just put on some dry underwear then put my pj's back on" (The pj's are soaked in piss)
"Oh ya!" When I have to remind them to flush and clean their hands after using the restroom.
"I bet you can bat your eyelashes and men will do just about whatever you want" Speaking to me, I wish.
The ask what car I drive and after I reply a truck, "Oh, is that your husbands?"
"Your shoes are really shiny are they combat boots?" Yep I stay on my feet for 9 hours in boots. Real comfy.
"It would be nice to get an 8 hour sleep in the place, but you guys come in and wake us up so much" Well it is a hospital, not the Hilton and it's our job to make sure you are safe.
"Honey, you have to work all night? I thought you were going to come cuddle in bed with me the rest of the night" Said by the cutest 95 year old man EVER.
No comments:
Post a Comment