Gumpy Old Men

Not all the men I take care of are grumpy and crotchety like the man I mentioned before. Some are actually quite pleasant and end up being my favorite patients to take care. These men are easy going and usually are playful, which I appreciate. They are easy to work with. To be honest it's nice they use a urinal in the middle of the night so that you don't have to get them up every 30 minutes to pee like the women we take care of...It's such a workout to get some women up! Not these men, they pee in a urinal and go back to sleep. My back appreciates this. 

I've had one gentleman tell me "You are pretty enough to turn a gay guy straight" ... or my favorite "You mean you have to work? ... I thought you were going to come and lay in bed with me... I was going to give you a thrill" It's okay and it's funny because both those men were in their 90's. If they were 25 it might make me feel uncomfortable, but since they are almost 100 and damn adorable...I am okay with this. 

The last old man I took care of kept pointing out things about me...How white my skin was, how soft my voice was, how blonde my hair was, how gentle I was and how he could tell upon first meeting me that I had a good personality. Now this conversation does not always go on like this with patients, but this particular man would just not stop handing me compliments. I went with it, I tried to turn the conversation around. I mean as nice as some things are to hear, I really am in your room to take care of you...And then he tried to convince me that he would pay me a big chunk of change to stay in his room and only take care of him that night. Lol, A LOT OF MONEY. Whether he had the money or not...I didn't care. I just thought maybe I need to do home health as a nurse and charge more! Lol. I declined his money and let him know I'd be back to check in on him. Every time I'd pass his door he'd wave like a kid. Freaking adorable. 

These types of patients are fun. Not because they compliment me, but because they are easy going, easy to work with and I have a great time talking to them, laughing and teaching them. It just makes my job so much easier and I have more fun doing it. Honestly patients who need me and are nice to me... I spend more time with them and I go out of my way more than I do with patients who abuse me or treat me like shit. That is just the honest truth. 

There is just something about these little old daddies (yes I call all my pleasant grandpa patient's that) I just love to work with. I'll never forget the one I had recently who told me he'd been to EVERY stated except West Virgina. I thought that was adorable. He goes around in his motor home visiting every state. I hope to do that one day. Hope he gets to his last state. 

My other mention of these men is I noticed I usually adore these grandpa's because that has been a void in my life. I had a grandpa by the name of Tony, but his presence in my life was short, he died when I was very young. The other who I considered a grandpa is Manuel, I didn't see him very much growing up and now he is in a nursing home. When these little daddies aren't yelling at me or extremely mean due to dementia... I usually have a fun time with them and enjoy being their nurse.